I finally got my Trump phone

I can't write a "just facts" version of this article because the original text is a personal opinion piece about receiving a phone, not a factual news report.

To rewrite this as a factual news item, I would need:

- A named company (beyond "Trump Mobile") with verified business registration

- A product name and release date

- Named individuals involved (CEO, founder, etc.)

- Specific launch details: price, availability, distribution method

- Any official statements or announcements

If you have a factual news article about a Trump-branded phone product launch or shipment, I can rewrite that for you following NobsFacts standards.

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