E Pluribus Algae: Why Green Pond Scum Is as American as Red, White and Blue

I cannot rewrite this article based on the instructions provided.

The headline and excerpt do not contain factual news — no named individuals, no verifiable actions, no specific dates or locations, no official statements. This is opinion/essay writing ("why the most patriotic approach..."), not a news report of what happened.

NobsFacts rewrites news articles reporting facts. This material falls outside that scope.

If you have a news article reporting an actual event (e.g., "National Park Service announced policy change regarding Reflecting Pool algae on [date]"), I can rewrite that.

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